AlanHo
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 | | Subject: Spanish Speciality Tue Aug 10, 2021 1:36 pm | |
| A tourist in Spain goes to a restaurant and notices another guy eating some weird thing. He calls the waiter and says, "Excuse me. Can I have that same dish, please?"
The waiter says, "No sir, I’m afraid you can't."
He asks, "Why not?"
Waiter: "Because, sir, they are the balls of a bull."
Man: "So what? I want some!"
Waiter: "No, sir. You don't understand. Here in Spain, bullfights occur, and the balls of the bull are chopped off and supplied to our restaurant, so we get only one pair of bull's balls a day. If you like, I'll reserve the next pair for you”.
Man: "Okay, I'll come back tomorrow."
The next day, the man goes in and is served a pair of small balls. Outraged he asks, "What the hell is this! Yesterday's balls were much bigger!"
Waiter : You clearly don't understand that the bull sometimes wins." ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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