AlanHo
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 | | Subject: Joke for 04/09/17 Mon Sep 04, 2017 9:15 am | |
| Two members of the Conservatve Club where having their mid-day brandy snifters and cigars when one said "I say Charles, I saw your Bentley in the car park on the way in and it is in a terrible state. Its covered in mud, grass, tree branches and what looks like blood smeared across the front"
His Colleague replied "Well Rupert - I'm afraid I ran Jeremy Corbyn over this morning riding his bike"
"Good God man" replied Rupert "That explains all the blood - but why all the landscaping debris"
"Well you see old chap" replied Charles "the bastard tried to escape through the park" ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Joke for 04/09/17 Mon Sep 04, 2017 10:52 am | |
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