This morning, my wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. As I walked in, She turned to me and said,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment."
My eyes lit up and I thought, "This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, I didn't waste any time at all, I gave her a banging right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, I asked,
"What was that all about?"
She said "The egg timer's broken."
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