andsome
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 | | Subject: Political correctness. Sat Mar 11, 2017 10:52 am | |
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- Jeremy Corbyn, a Sky News reporter and a Royal Marine were captured by ISIS.
They were sentenced to death by beheading.
The ISIS leader said they could have one last wish each before
sentence was carried out.
Corbyn asked to hear a rendering of "The Red Flag".
The Sky News reporter asked that his beheading be televised so that
even when he was dead his face would be on TV.
The Marine asked to go first and be kicked three times up the arse.
This was carried out, but as the last kick landed the marine grabbed a
terrorist's 9mm pistol, shot three terrorists dead, grabbed a fallen
AK47 and killed the rest.
The other two captives were amazed, and asked why he requested to be
kicked three times before taking the gun?
The Marine said, "when we get back to the UK I don’t want you pair of
tossers saying what I did was an unprovoked attack!" ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.  |
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davo
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| | Subject: Re: Political correctness. Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:46 am | |
| lovely andsome - I like it! |
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