AlanHo
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 | | Subject: Sad But True Tue Feb 21, 2017 12:06 am | |
| Bruce has become mates with a Japanese student that rents the flat next door.
He goes to visit him in hospital after the poor guy has had a traffic accident.
When he enters the room he is a bit shocked by all the bandages, equipment and hoses that surrounds the poor chap who can't even move in the midst of all this.
Bruce just stands there silently watching his neighbour when suddenly the guy's eyes open wide, look at him and he shouts ' SAKARO AOTA NAKAMY ANYOBA, SUSHI MASHUTA !!!!!! Then some convulsions follow and he dies.
Bruce goes home in shock and the last words of his beloved neighbour are etched in his mind.
When he attends the funeral the next week he approaches the mother of his dead friend and neigbour and after comforting her with her loss he says; his last words in hospital to me were "sakaro aota nakamy anyoba sushi mashute" , I would like to know what he told me, can you tell me what that means?
The mother looked at him in shock and fainted, and another Japanese relative stepped in and said
he told you: YOU'RE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN HOSE YOU *^*?@*&*@ IDIOT!!!! ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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