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PostSubject: Thought For Today - 01.02.2017   Thought For Today - 01.02.2017 EmptyWed Feb 01, 2017 1:02 pm

A photographic memory takes years to develop.

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I can't make my mind up whether to  GROAN, or drum

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Your memory is faulty.

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I can't make my mind up whether to  GROAN, or Thought For Today - 01.02.2017 1158151798

Just focus your mind on the matter in hand.
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PostSubject: Re: Thought For Today - 01.02.2017   Thought For Today - 01.02.2017 EmptyThu Feb 02, 2017 7:34 pm

andsome wrote:
I can't make my mind up whether to  GROAN, or drum
You didn't make a Snap decision then.

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You get no brownie points for that pun....

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Very puny

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PostSubject: Re: Thought For Today - 01.02.2017   Thought For Today - 01.02.2017 EmptyFri Feb 03, 2017 12:18 am

AlanHo wrote:
A photographic memory takes years to develop.



anatomically incorrect it happens instantly what takes a long time is for it to decay! sweep
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A lot of jokes are anatomically incorrect as Donald Trump would attest.

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PostSubject: Re: Thought For Today - 01.02.2017   Thought For Today - 01.02.2017 EmptySat Feb 04, 2017 5:17 am

can you give us an example of a trump joke that is AI?
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PostSubject: Re: Thought For Today - 01.02.2017   Thought For Today - 01.02.2017 EmptySat Feb 04, 2017 7:11 am

Perhaps Alan means that Trump is the anatomically incorrect joke with his hair and facial expressions
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Dizzy wrote:
Perhaps Alan means that Trump is the anatomically incorrect joke with his hair and facial expressions

Like it.

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I think that when he was born the mid wife threw the wrong piece away.
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