Cartoon For Today - 28.12.16

It makes me wonder how we old dodderers got through childhood without childcare professionals and the rest of today's pantomimes.
Everyone got Measles, Mumps,Scarlet Fever,Chicken Pox,Tonsilitis, and lived through it. ( I got gangreen appendicitis as a speciality bonus when I was seven.)

I never had mumps and live in testicular terror of catching it now

AlanHo wrote:

I never had mumps and live in testicular terror of catching it now

Shouldn't think it matters much at your age.

"Mumps" is wasted as the name for a medical condition. It should be re-allocated to sea food.
I can see that "crabs" would be a non starter but there must be a suitable client somewhere in the worlds oceans and "Clams" are already spoken for.
Any offers???