AlanHo
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 | | Subject: Pet Care Sat Dec 24, 2016 6:17 pm | |
| How to Wash the Cat
Thoroughly clean the toilet. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION!!!!!Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
Flush the toilet three or four times.
Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
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davo
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| | Subject: Re: Pet Care Sun Dec 25, 2016 12:14 am | |
| Ho Ho Ho Alan - does it work with lions and tigers? :cheers:
Sincerely
Lion tamer! |
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| | Subject: Re: Pet Care Sun Dec 25, 2016 10:16 am | |
| You'll need a Lion King size toilet bowl |
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meerkat12
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| | Subject: Re: Pet Care Mon Dec 26, 2016 7:19 pm | |
| That's funny but wicked comedy |
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| | Subject: Re: Pet Care Tue Dec 27, 2016 8:32 am | |
| Leave the wretched thing in there until it drowns. ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.  |
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