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PostSubject: Thought For Today - 14.12.16   Thought For Today - 14.12.16 EmptyWed Dec 14, 2016 8:59 pm

An unmarried mother has given birth to piglets, the Child Support Agency is now looking for the swine responsible.

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That should reall warrant a GROAN, but you do try hard, so sun

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Swine Hund

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German for pig dog I believe. You didn't know I could speak Kraut did you.

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I did actually - have you read my signature ?

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GROAN twice.
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PostSubject: Re: Thought For Today - 14.12.16   Thought For Today - 14.12.16 EmptySat Dec 17, 2016 8:27 am

Gandalph wrote:
GROAN twice.

THRICE

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How long is it since you saw the word "thrice" in general use.

It is used regularly by Indian English speakers (in India) who hang on to a lot of colonial stuff.

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