Want to learn a new language.

Are you Japanese and would like to learn English.Perhaps you work for Nissan. Here is a little vidoe to get you started.

Probably the most interesting, educational and significant of the posts I have seen anywhere for ages.

Probably 'not' as well catgate.

I think it is very important that the worlds nations should be made aware of each others needs.
Having heard and seen this artistic offering, I am now aware of what scantily dressed Japanese girls, leaping about and waving their arms, may need.
The down side is that I feel I must now carry round with me a Portaloo just in case.

Gandalph - did you pinch that from Belatucadrus - if so - please give it him back