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Woke up at five ten this morning
Just as the new day was dawning
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Woke up at five ten this morning
Just as the new day was dawning
Noisy cock next door

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PostSubject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean !   Limericks....keep 'em clean ! - Page 64 EmptyThu Jan 06, 2022 8:02 am

Woke up at five ten this morning
Just as the new day was dawning
Noisy Jock next door

Newly Wed for sure
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Woke up at five ten this morning
Just as the new day was dawning
Noisy Jock next door

Newly Wed for sure........... drum
And now I can hear them snoring




Gas prices are going up fast

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Gas prices are going up fast
PM says it should not last
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Gas prices are going up fast
PM says it should not last
Electricity too

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PostSubject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean !   Limericks....keep 'em clean ! - Page 64 EmptySat Jan 08, 2022 5:55 am

Gas prices are going up fast
PM says it should not last
Electricity too
Oh dear, boo-hoo
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Gas prices are going up fast
PM says it should not last
Electricity too
Oh dear, boo-hoo
Cheap fuel is now well in the past


Ill be glad to be on holiday

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I'll be glad to be on Holiday
 Make sure it's not a Folly day
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I'll be glad to be on Holiday
Make sure it's not a Folly day
Luxury lodge awaits

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I'll be glad to be on Holiday
Make sure it's not a Folly day
Luxury lodge awaits

But electric gate

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volvojack wrote:
I'll be glad to be on Holiday
Make sure it's not a Folly day
Luxury lodge awaits

But electric gates

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I'll be glad to be on Holiday
Make sure it's not a Folly day
Luxury lodge awaits

But electric gates
At our favourite hide-away


The fox eyed up the chicken pen

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The fox eyed up the chicken pen
Licked his lips at the big fat hen
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The fox eyed up the chicken pen
Licked his lips at the big fat hen
But the cage was strong

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The fox eyed up the chicken pen
Licked his lips at the big fat hen
But the cage was strong
But so was the pong
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