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AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Tue Aug 17, 2021 11:23 pm | |
| Policeman whilst out on his beat With boots that were tight on his feet He took off his socks The smelled like dead fox |
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malcolm Administrator
Posts : 5329 Join date : 2014-09-23 Age : 79 Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Wed Aug 18, 2021 11:42 am | |
| Policeman whilst out on his beat With boots that were tight on his feet He took off his socks They smelled like dead fox
So he slung 'em both into the street |
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malcolm Administrator
Posts : 5329 Join date : 2014-09-23 Age : 79 Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Wed Aug 18, 2021 11:43 am | |
| A wise man I knew in west lancs |
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volvojack Member
Posts : 349 Join date : 2021-07-11 Location : Gloucester
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Wed Aug 18, 2021 2:01 pm | |
| A wise man I knew in West Lancs Put all of his money in Banks |
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malcolm Administrator
Posts : 5329 Join date : 2014-09-23 Age : 79 Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Aug 19, 2021 5:35 pm | |
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| A wise man I knew in West Lancs Put all of his money in Banks Which went very well |
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volvojack Member
Posts : 349 Join date : 2021-07-11 Location : Gloucester
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Aug 19, 2021 6:38 pm | |
| A wise man I knew in West Lancs Put all of his money in Banks Which went very well Made his account swell |
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AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Aug 19, 2021 10:34 pm | |
| A wise man I knew in West Lancs Put all of his money in Banks Which went very well Made his account swell For which he gave Barclays his thanks
The moths have munched his favourite suit ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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volvojack Member
Posts : 349 Join date : 2021-07-11 Location : Gloucester
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Aug 20, 2021 7:07 am | |
| The moths have munched his favourite suit Plus a new shirt and tie to boot |
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AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Aug 20, 2021 2:31 pm | |
| The moths have munched his favourite suit Plus a new shirt and tie to boot Moth balls devoured ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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volvojack Member
Posts : 349 Join date : 2021-07-11 Location : Gloucester
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sat Aug 21, 2021 11:41 am | |
| The moths have munched his favourite suit Plus a new shirt and tie to boot Moth balls devoured His day is now soured |
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AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sat Aug 21, 2021 12:05 pm | |
| The moths have munched his favourite suit Plus a new shirt and tie to boot Moth balls devoured His day is now soured And got himself pissed as a newt
It's raining again quite a lot ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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volvojack Member
Posts : 349 Join date : 2021-07-11 Location : Gloucester
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sat Aug 21, 2021 12:30 pm | |
| It's raining again quite a lot My brolly I simply forgot |
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AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Aug 22, 2021 12:34 pm | |
| It's raining again quite a lot My brolly I simply forgot You're going to get wet ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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volvojack Member
Posts : 349 Join date : 2021-07-11 Location : Gloucester
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Aug 22, 2021 1:34 pm | |
| It's raining quite a lot My Brolly I simply forgot You're going to get wet On that you can bet |
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AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Mon Aug 23, 2021 6:55 am | |
| It's raining again quite a lot My Brolly I simply forgot You're going to get wet On that you can bet It stops me from feeling too hot
A fat window cleaner called Bill ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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volvojack Member
Posts : 349 Join date : 2021-07-11 Location : Gloucester
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Mon Aug 23, 2021 7:09 am | |
| A fat window cleaner called Bill His wife had just gone on the pill |
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