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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Cat Proof Your Computer Mon Dec 05, 2016 8:02 pm | |
| ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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andsome
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Location : Burntwood in Staffordshie, ENGLAND
| | Subject: Re: Cat Proof Your Computer Thu Dec 08, 2016 4:11 pm | |
| I hate cats. ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.  |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Cat Proof Your Computer Thu Dec 08, 2016 4:34 pm | |
| All the more reason for ordering one if it keeps cats away. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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andsome
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| | Subject: Re: Cat Proof Your Computer Thu Dec 08, 2016 5:02 pm | |
| I do that with plastic spikes along the top of the fence.  ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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| | Subject: Re: Cat Proof Your Computer Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:05 pm | |
| Honestly, some people will do anything if they think it will sell and make them a load of money. I will believe that program when someone tells me they have tried it out and it works.  |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Cat Proof Your Computer Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:49 pm | |
| - andsome wrote:
- I do that with plastic spikes along the top of the fence.
You could be sued for damages by a burglar who got scratched or even made slightly uncomfortable on the grounds of 'elf 'n safety. Cherie Blair would jump at the chance suing you ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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andsome
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Location : Burntwood in Staffordshie, ENGLAND
| | Subject: Re: Cat Proof Your Computer Fri Dec 09, 2016 9:04 am | |
| - AlanHo wrote:
- andsome wrote:
- I do that with plastic spikes along the top of the fence.
You could be sued for damages by a burglar who got scratched or even made slightly uncomfortable on the grounds of 'elf 'n safety.
Cherie Blair would jump at the chance suing you That doesn't put me off, they are very effective. ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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AlanHo
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Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| | Subject: Re: Cat Proof Your Computer Fri Dec 09, 2016 10:18 am | |
| When I go out burglarising, I take a yoga mat with me. If a fence has spikes - lay the mat over and you can climb over comfortably.
Cats are crafty - they may well rumble this method. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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andsome
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| | Subject: Re: Cat Proof Your Computer Fri Dec 09, 2016 10:48 am | |
| - AlanHo wrote:
- When I go out burglarising, I take a yoga mat with me. If a fence has spikes - lay the mat over and you can climb over comfortably.
Cats are crafty - they may well rumble this method. I don't think cats have money for yoga mats. In any case Yoga mats aren't thick enough. I have seen my daughters yoga mat, she is a very well loved yoga instructor in Shrewsbury.  ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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AlanHo
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Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| | Subject: Re: Cat Proof Your Computer Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:39 pm | |
| She will use a light lady one - I would use a manly thick one. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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andsome
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Location : Burntwood in Staffordshie, ENGLAND
| | Subject: Re: Cat Proof Your Computer Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:44 pm | |
| She sells yoga mats and they are all the same..  ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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AlanHo
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Age : 87
Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| | Subject: Re: Cat Proof Your Computer Fri Dec 09, 2016 4:24 pm | |
| She is missing a trick then. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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