AlanHo
V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798
Join date : 2016-10-16
Age : 87
Location : Marston Green, Solihull
 | | Subject: Qualification Sat Oct 08, 2022 8:42 pm | |
| A chap walked into the council office and to the receptionist,
'I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an MP.'
The receptionist replied "certainly sir. Please fill in this form."
He was filling in the form OK until he came to the question, 'Are you circumcised?'
So he asked the receptionist - "Is that question necessary?"
She replied: "If you are circumcised you are not eligible "
He asked: "what difference would it make if he was circumcised?
She replied: "To become an MP, you have to be a complete dick." ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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