AlanHo
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 | | Subject: Bonkers Sat Oct 08, 2022 7:50 pm | |
| The bride-to-be and her best friend were discussing her impending wedding.
"If you want an unforgettable wedding night," her friend said, "get him to eat a dozen oysters after the ceremony."
A week after, the new bride thanked her friend for the advice but said plaintively, "Only seven of the oysters worked." ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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