She said – “look darling, why don’t you let me get you your favourite breakfast. Crispy bacon, fried eggs sunny side up, sausages, tomatoes and organic golden toasted bread with aromatic ground coffee and freshly squeezed orange juice”.
“No thanks” he replied – “ever since I have been taking Viagra my appetite seems to have waned”.
Four hours later she said – “Look honeykins I’m getting a bit worried about you not eating. Why don’t I get you a nice juicy sirloin steak cooked medium rare – just the way you like it with a nice crispy salad accompanied by a glass of your favourite cabernet sauvignon wine”
“No thanks” he responded – “as I said before this Viagra is killing my appetite”
Eight hours go by before she has another try – “Sweetheart, you are really getting me worried by not eating. Why don’t I get you a delicious salmon fillet, poached in white wine with fresh asparagus and broccoli followed by a dessert of fruits of the forest with fresh cream all accompanied by a perfectly chilled bottle of white Bordeaux”
“Listen up” he says in exasperation “as I have already told you – the viagra has affected my appetite and I really don’t want anything to eat. It’s nice of you to ask – but no thanks really means no thank you”
“OK, OK” she replied – “I will stop nagging you about it – but will you please get off me for a while because I’m bloody starving”
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