Morris Dancing Hazard

A bus load of blind people were on a day trip and the bus driver starts getting tired.

He says to the blind people, "I'm pretty knackered. I'm going to stop at the next pub for a bite to eat and a drink, what are you all going to do?"

One of them replies, "No worries, we'll have a little game of football in the pub grounds." 
 
"Football?!" The driver cries, "But you're all blind!"

The blind guy says "No, it's simple. We strap bells to the ball and then we can hear where it goes and we can have a kick about" And with that, the bus driver pulls into a pub, has a bite to eat and a drink.

When he comes out, there are paramedics and ambulances and police cars everywhere. The bus driver says, "What the hell has been going on here?"

One of the policemen turns around and shouts, "You would never would have guessed it!! A bus load of blind people jumped out and kicked the living daylights out of these Morris dancers!

 

which just goes to show - I'd rather play footie with the blind than dance with the morrises