The Welsh at play ??

A man walks into a Welsh pub and orders a white wine spritzer. The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him. “Where are you from, you sound English?” “I’m from across the Severn,” replies the man nervously. “What do you do, just across the Severn?” Asks the barman. “I’m a taxidermist.” “What on earth is one of those?” He asks. “I mount animals.” “Its alright boys,” shouts the barman, “he’s one of us’!

You have changed that New Zealand joke about Aussies to one about the Welsh.

That's international plagiarism.  You can't pull the wool over my eyes that easily.

no honestly I was there when it happened - my sheep had the right number on it 22222222222