I have at last managed to get an appointment with my dentist which I am not looking forward to. It is just for a long awaited check-up and a session with the hygienist.
The check-up by the dentist will hopefully be routine, but the session with the hygienist will be a trauma. It's not because of all the prodding and scraping and possible sore gums - it's her position.
I am sitting on the chair with the backrest at 45 degrees. She sits immediately behind me and leans over my head to see into my mouth. However, though a relatively slim and voluptuous woman - she has very, very, very, large breasts which she rests on my shoulders, compresses my ears and renders me deafer than normal.
Some years ago I might have enjoyed the titillating experience, but now the only thing it gives rise to is claustrophobia.
It's a pain.