The Beast
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 | | Subject: Silly jokes Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:01 pm | |
| A ferret and a weasel walk into a pub.
''My round'' says the weasel as they walk to the bar.
'Wow' says the barmen as they sat on two stools at the bar.
' Never had a ferret or a weasel in the bar before.....What can I get you?'
''POP'', goes the weasel! :;smile: |
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The Beast
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The Beast
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| | Subject: Re: Silly jokes Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:05 pm | |
| The world famous crossword compiler, famous for his difficult anagrams, sadly passed away today.......
May he ' erect a penis '. |
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malcolm
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Age : 79
Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| | Subject: Re: Silly jokes Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:44 am | |
| - The Beast wrote:
- The world famous crossword compiler, famous for his difficult anagrams, sadly passed away today.......
I went to the cemetery to look for his grave and asked the attendant where was he buried and he said 'four rows down and three across'  |
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The Beast
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| | Subject: Re: Silly jokes Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:30 pm | |
| Mrs Beastie has been eager to watch the latest film based on the band 'Queen' as it is gwtting all the major plaudits......
So I went online and downloaded a copy of the film from a torrent site..
I think it must be a dodgy copy and maybe filmed in a cinema...
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''I see a little silhouette of a man''
BOOM, BOOM!! |
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