Bill Clinton, George W Bush and Tony Blair all died in a plane crash and went to heaven. First, God asked Clinton about his beliefs.
Clinton replied, "I am a strong believer in freedom of choice for people."
"Those are admirable principles," said God. "Come and sit at my right."
Then God asked Bush for his views.
Bush answered, "I believe in freeing countries from tyrannical regimes."
"Noble sentiments," said God. "Come and sit at my left hand."
Finally, God turned to Blair, who was staring at him indignantly. "What's the matter, Tony?" asked God.
Blair replied, "You're sitting in my bloody chair!"
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