an oldie but goldie

Subject: an oldie but goldie Sat Sep 30, 2017 6:45 am

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them £50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges £90. The Hilton charges £108. We do it here for £50, and I get £43 back from BUPA.

Subject: Re: an oldie but goldie Sat Sep 30, 2017 6:46 am

the cubicle

A man was sitting in the men's cubicle of a motorway service station, when he heard a voice coming from the next cubicle.

"Hi, how are you?" asked the voice.

Embarrassed at the sudden intrusion, the man replied hesitantly, "Er... yeah... OK, I guess."

"And what are you up to?" asked the voice from next door.

The man really didn't know what to say. "Pretty much the same as you, I guess," he eventually replied.

Then the voice spoke again. "Look, I'll have to call you back. There's some idiot in the cubicle next door answering all the questions I'm asking you!"