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AlanHo
V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798
Join date : 2016-10-16
Age : 87
Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| | Subject: Mole Catcher Required Fri Aug 04, 2017 1:35 pm | |
| A mole has managed to scratch its way through our new artificial grass and is mocking me  ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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Mart
V.I.P Member
Posts : 2091
Join date : 2017-03-13
Age : 79
Location : South of England
| | Subject: Re: Mole Catcher Required Fri Aug 04, 2017 1:52 pm | |
| I think a 12-bore shotgun is the usual deterrent. |
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malcolm
Administrator
Posts : 5329
Join date : 2014-09-23
Age : 79
Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| | Subject: Re: Mole Catcher Required Fri Aug 04, 2017 2:14 pm | |
| The law of unforseen consequences strikes again |
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Goldie
Member
Posts : 1733
Join date : 2017-03-13
Location : Vale of Glamorgan
| | Subject: Re: Mole Catcher Required Fri Aug 04, 2017 5:00 pm | |
| Holy moley  |
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sags
Ex-member
Posts : 1035
Join date : 2014-09-24
Location : Pork Chop Hill
| | Subject: Re: Mole Catcher Required Fri Aug 04, 2017 11:54 pm | |
| I say ... isn't he cute! Great how you managed to get him to pose for the photo .. that's one intelligent mole you've got there. Give him some cocktail sticks and he'll probably patrol the flowerbeds and go spearing slugs.  |
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AlanHo
V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798
Join date : 2016-10-16
Age : 87
Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| | Subject: Re: Mole Catcher Required Sat Aug 05, 2017 4:34 pm | |
| Sags
You are not allowed to assume gender in this modern PC age.
It could be a she mole
It could be a trans-gender mole
etc. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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davo
Senior Member
Posts : 3762
Join date : 2016-10-19
Location : OZ
| | Subject: Re: Mole Catcher Required Sun Aug 06, 2017 2:52 am | |
| looks like a toad in the hole to me! [LGBT brand!] |
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andsome
V.I.P Member
Posts : 4525
Join date : 2014-09-24
Location : Burntwood in Staffordshie, ENGLAND
| | Subject: Re: Mole Catcher Required Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:02 am | |
| Nice cuddly toy there Alan, do you take it to bed with you? ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.  |
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AlanHo
V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798
Join date : 2016-10-16
Age : 87
Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| | Subject: Re: Mole Catcher Required Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:57 pm | |
| Why would anyone take a mole to bed unless you refer to the wart/mole kind that I have a few of. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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davo
Senior Member
Posts : 3762
Join date : 2016-10-19
Location : OZ
| | Subject: Re: Mole Catcher Required Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:06 pm | |
| - AlanHo wrote:
- Why would anyone take a mole to bed unless you refer to the wart/mole kind that I have a few of.
well I have a mate who calls his wife "mole" in an endearing way of course he says she popped out of the bushes at a halloween party into his arms - so he takes a mole to bed each night - can you imagine cuddling a mole?  |
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