davo
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Posts : 3761
Join date : 2016-10-19
Location : OZ
 | | Subject: oldies but goldies Thu Aug 03, 2017 2:10 am | |
| That’s how the fight started
One year I decided to buy my mother –in –law a cemetery plot as a Christmas present…..
The next year I didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied “ well you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”
And that’s how the fight started
I took my wife to a restaurant
The waiter for some reason took my order first
“I’ll have the rump steak, rare please”
He said aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”
Nah she can order for herself
And that’s when the fight started…………… |
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AlanHo
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Join date : 2016-10-16
Age : 87
Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| | Subject: Re: oldies but goldies Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:34 pm | |
| After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's Licence to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'
And then the fight started... ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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