Andsome’s now passed the score
Of three thousand forum posts
They are mainly groans or smilies
The rest are blatant boasts
About his looks and qualities
His political rants and hates
And his views upon religion
Which incite some forum mates
Subtle jokes are a target
For his venerable moans and GROANs
And a mention of the labour party
Will illicit angry moans
His chauvinistic boasting
(But his fear of ‘er indoors)
Is met with great confusion
And a prayer that he would pause
But we’d miss his daily drivel
He’s our favourite forum bore
So keep on posting andsome
We are gagging for some more
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