A man received the following text from his neighbour:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to
confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not
around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I
can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology
with my promise that it won't, ever happen again. The man, anguished and betrayed,
went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Bloody auto spell! I meant "wifi, not "wife" . . . .
Home 
