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PostSubject: Thought For Today - 13.02.2017   Thought For Today - 13.02.2017 EmptySun Feb 12, 2017 8:33 pm

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name

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PostSubject: Re: Thought For Today - 13.02.2017   Thought For Today - 13.02.2017 EmptyMon Feb 13, 2017 12:07 pm

Try Fred

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PostSubject: Re: Thought For Today - 13.02.2017   Thought For Today - 13.02.2017 EmptyMon Feb 13, 2017 12:41 pm

He doesn't know her name either.

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PostSubject: Re: Thought For Today - 13.02.2017   Thought For Today - 13.02.2017 EmptyMon Feb 13, 2017 9:59 pm

It was just a joke guys - drum

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PostSubject: Re: Thought For Today - 13.02.2017   Thought For Today - 13.02.2017 EmptyMon Feb 13, 2017 11:39 pm

Our butcher told me he has a joint account.

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PostSubject: Re: Thought For Today - 13.02.2017   Thought For Today - 13.02.2017 EmptyTue Feb 14, 2017 8:03 am

D4\\\/!d wrote:
Our butcher told me he has a joint account.

GROAN.

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PostSubject: Re: Thought For Today - 13.02.2017   Thought For Today - 13.02.2017 EmptyTue Feb 14, 2017 9:24 pm

D4\\\/!d wrote:
Our butcher told me he has a joint account.


Posting that was a mis-steak. The only topside being it got a GROAN from the old faggot misery guts.

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