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 | | Subject: Australian love poem. Tue Oct 14, 2014 10:50 pm | |
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Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No bird who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it's very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the cricket's on
And fetch another beer
brings a lump to your throat doesn't it!! |
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malcolm
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| | Subject: Re: Australian love poem. Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:59 am | |
| Brilliant...I love it !  |
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| | Subject: Re: Australian love poem. Wed Oct 15, 2014 10:01 pm | |
| Good Ocker joker! But he does love his Sheila! Nice one! |
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