Australian love poem.

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Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No bird who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it's very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the cricket's on
And fetch another beer

brings a lump to your throat doesn't it!!

Subject: Re: Australian love poem. Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:59 am

Brilliant...I love it ! drum

Subject: Re: Australian love poem. Wed Oct 15, 2014 7:51 am

ABSOBLOODYLUTELYBRILLIANT!!! drum

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Australian love poem. 2nkrm36

Subject: Re: Australian love poem. Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:49 pm

Ha ha, very good one that.

Subject: Re: Australian love poem. Wed Oct 15, 2014 10:01 pm

Good Ocker joker! But he does love his Sheila! Nice one!

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