AlanHo
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 | | Subject: Neighbour Problem Thu Jan 19, 2017 4:58 pm | |
| A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbour:
"Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."
Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob dashes into the kitchen, tells his wife she is a slut and that he is off to the solicitor to file for divorce.
Just as he gets into the car he gets a second text: "Sorry about that – I really should use the spell checker. “wife” should read “wifi"” ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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Irene
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Location : Stafford, UK
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