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davo Senior Member
Posts : 3753 Join date : 2016-10-19
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Irene Member
Posts : 584 Join date : 2016-12-20 Age : 77 Location : Stafford, UK
| Subject: Re: Breasts Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:39 pm | |
| This thread must be in the running for one of the longest.
Amazing what a pair of breasts can generate in a group of males. :D ----------------------------------------- ..
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Ciderman V.I.P Member
Posts : 814 Join date : 2014-09-24 Age : 84 Location : Wairarapa New Zealand
| Subject: Re: Breasts Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:12 pm | |
| Pant! Pant! Pant! ----------------------------------------- Civilisation is a veneer, easily soluble in alcohol!
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sags Ex-member
Posts : 1035 Join date : 2014-09-24 Location : Pork Chop Hill
| Subject: Re: Breasts Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:14 pm | |
| - AlanHo wrote:
- A sensible flat chested girl should wear a T Shirt inscribed "In Case of Sex - This Way Up"
Not to mention ... Fragile, Handle With Care... printed on the hem. Though the best contraception is ... Childproof Lock ..on the hem. |
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sags Ex-member
Posts : 1035 Join date : 2014-09-24 Location : Pork Chop Hill
| Subject: Re: Breasts Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:15 pm | |
| - Irene wrote:
- This thread must be in the running for one of the longest.
Amazing what a pair of breasts can generate in a group of males. :D It is isn't it. ... moobs have never had that effect on me. |
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AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| Subject: Re: Breasts Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:25 pm | |
| You can talk Irene - you've admitted your weakness.... ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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davo Senior Member
Posts : 3753 Join date : 2016-10-19 Location : OZ
| Subject: Re: Breasts Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:56 pm | |
| Ah flat chested women - I once went out with a flat chested girl who was quite adorable - at the beginning I didn't quite know where to put me hands but soon got used to not grasping! after a while you just forget that they are not there and it puts the relationship on a level playing field - I won't grab for yours if you don't grab for mine. Once I got into a more horizontal playing field I found that things didn't get in the way and instead of an uphill climb I could just concentrate on the "horizontal slide" She did ask me once whether I missed them and felt let down but I could honestly say " No you a great lady and I feel we are on a more equal footing" [ she had a flat tummy too!]. In fact for quite some time I wanted to avoid breasts finding that they tended to make my world all wobbly and made me come over all dizzy! |
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davo Senior Member
Posts : 3753 Join date : 2016-10-19 Location : OZ
| Subject: Re: Breasts Thu Jan 19, 2017 7:24 am | |
| In fact I am beginning to think breasts are extremely over-rated. In centuries gone by {Alan} ladies breasts I believe were deliberately flattened to enhance the overall beauty of the lady. and Ladies with large bouncing breasts were considered working class and floosy! |
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davo Senior Member
Posts : 3753 Join date : 2016-10-19 Location : OZ
| Subject: Re: Breasts Thu Jan 19, 2017 7:27 am | |
| - Irene wrote:
- This thread must be in the running for one of the longest.
Amazing what a pair of breasts can generate in a group of males. :D well I must confess I have never stood with a group of males waiting for a pair of breasts to generate something? |
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Irene Member
Posts : 584 Join date : 2016-12-20 Age : 77 Location : Stafford, UK
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AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
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Irene Member
Posts : 584 Join date : 2016-12-20 Age : 77 Location : Stafford, UK
| Subject: Re: Breasts Thu Jan 19, 2017 9:28 am | |
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AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| Subject: Re: Breasts Thu Jan 19, 2017 10:10 am | |
| Sorry Irene - it's a bad habit of mine - I have always aimed high in life. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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davo Senior Member
Posts : 3753 Join date : 2016-10-19 Location : OZ
| Subject: Re: Breasts Thu Jan 19, 2017 11:17 am | |
| how did we get from breasts to bums - I cannot keep abreast of all this!! |
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malcolm Administrator
Posts : 5329 Join date : 2014-09-23 Age : 79 Location : Coppull, Lancashire
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davo Senior Member
Posts : 3753 Join date : 2016-10-19 Location : OZ
| Subject: Re: Breasts Thu Jan 19, 2017 11:28 am | |
| I was just watching the weather forecast here with a young female presenter with extremely big 'knockers' and I suddenly thought - they are messing up her dress - she has a lovely straight dress on but these things are sticking out and messing it up? |
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