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davo
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| | Subject: Why is it that: Tue Jan 10, 2017 5:44 pm | |
| Women can’t stand the smell of beer from a ‘cuddly in bed’ hubbie and why can’t men stand the smell of an over perfumed woman?
Women can’t stand the sight of an untidy dishevelled hubbie or men the sight of an overdressed wife on the way to the chippie?
Men can’t stand the sight of women in curlers or women the sight of men with no shirt on?
Women can’t stand an untidy dusty house and MOST men can?
Women just get a thrill from wearing high heels and men just get a laugh.?
women just love that lift you up bra feeling and men just want to lift them out? |
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andsome
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| | Subject: Re: Why is it that: Thu Jan 12, 2017 12:29 pm | |
| Sounds about right to me ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.  |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Why is it that: Thu Jan 12, 2017 6:00 pm | |
| I blame it on the "jeans" ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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andsome
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| | Subject: Re: Why is it that: Thu Jan 12, 2017 6:52 pm | |
| Leave Jean out of it,she happens to be 'Er indoors ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Why is it that: Thu Jan 12, 2017 7:18 pm | |
| I am aware of that. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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davo
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| | Subject: Re: Why is it that: Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:39 pm | |
| d'ya mean they have the wrong genes?? |
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andsome
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| | Subject: Re: Why is it that: Thu Jan 12, 2017 10:29 pm | |
| I have the Jean I married nearly 59 years ago, keep her out of this.  ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Why is it that: Thu Jan 12, 2017 10:41 pm | |
| - davo wrote:
- d'ya mean they have the wrong genes??
Not wrong - just different to us normal blokes ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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davo
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| | Subject: Re: Why is it that: Thu Jan 12, 2017 10:45 pm | |
| normal ??? please define! |
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andsome
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| | Subject: Re: Why is it that: Fri Jan 13, 2017 7:39 am | |
| - davo wrote:
- normal ??? please define!
Personally, I am far from normal. I am extremely good looking and of superior intelligence and of course, very modest.  ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Why is it that: Fri Jan 13, 2017 1:43 pm | |
| Normal
A word made up by this corrupt society so they could single out and attack those who are different ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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davo
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| | Subject: Re: Why is it that: Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:55 pm | |
| - AlanHo wrote:
- Normal
A word made up by this corrupt society so they could single out and attack those who are different I like that one A - is that the herd instnct? |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Why is it that: Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:17 pm | |
| I haven't herd that one.....  ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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