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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Cartoon - 04.01.16 Thu Jan 05, 2017 2:19 pm | |
| ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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catgate
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| | Subject: Re: Cartoon - 04.01.16 Thu Jan 05, 2017 3:12 pm | |
| Christene Varley! I knew your mother |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Cartoon - 04.01.16 Thu Jan 05, 2017 3:25 pm | |
| How well did you know her? ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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catgate
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| | Subject: Re: Cartoon - 04.01.16 Thu Jan 05, 2017 8:05 pm | |
| - AlanHo wrote:
- How well did you know her?
She was a bosom friend. |
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andsome
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| | Subject: Re: Cartoon - 04.01.16 Sat Jan 07, 2017 9:00 am | |
| The mind boggles ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.  |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Cartoon - 04.01.16 Sat Jan 07, 2017 3:42 pm | |
| Marvellous innit - I spend hours composing a fantastic and original piece of humour and my post gets a very muted response. BUT - post a picture of a pair of breasts or a nice bum and the replies flood in Just proves that us blokes are shallow, callow and narrow thinking. So - for your pleasure - I have scoured the web for more pictures of tits - [img]https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/AlanHo1937/Forum%20Daft%20Pictures/Tits.jpg[/img]:
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andsome
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| | Subject: Re: Cartoon - 04.01.16 Sat Jan 07, 2017 4:02 pm | |
| What lovely tits they are too ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Cartoon - 04.01.16 Sat Jan 07, 2017 4:42 pm | |
| I see even bigger ones quite often ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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andsome
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| | Subject: Re: Cartoon - 04.01.16 Sat Jan 07, 2017 4:44 pm | |
| We have only small ones in our garden ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Cartoon - 04.01.16 Sat Jan 07, 2017 6:43 pm | |
| Try feeding them ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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andsome
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| | Subject: Re: Cartoon - 04.01.16 Sat Jan 07, 2017 7:38 pm | |
| I spend a fortune on bird food. I have just taken delivery of fifteen kilos of robin and songbird seed mix,a box of seventy five suet balls, and two large tubs of dried mealworms. This is why my fences have plastic spikes on top to discourage cats. ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Cartoon - 04.01.16 Sat Jan 07, 2017 8:21 pm | |
| Do cats go for bird food then?
Some of the bird seed mixes are a bit of a con. I find that the birds spit out 30% which remains uneaten and produces weeds in the border under management's bird feeders. Even the squirrels shun it. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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andsome
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| | Subject: Re: Cartoon - 04.01.16 Sun Jan 08, 2017 8:45 am | |
| They go for the birds unfortunately, apart from also crapping in the garden. Cats are NOT suitable pets for built up areas as the cannot be controlled. Dogs can be confined to their owners property. ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Cartoon - 04.01.16 Sun Jan 08, 2017 11:20 am | |
| We are way off topic again pussy footing about. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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catgate
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| | Subject: Re: Cartoon - 04.01.16 Sun Jan 08, 2017 4:00 pm | |
| - andsome wrote:
- I have just taken delivery of fifteen kilos of robin and songbird seed mix,a box of seventy five suet balls, and two large tubs of dried mealworms.
You must have a hell of an appetite to eat all that. |
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