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PostSubject: Thought For Today - 15.12.16   Thought For Today - 15.12.16 EmptyThu Dec 15, 2016 2:59 pm

I thought I saw an optician on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

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GROAN!!!

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I know some worse groaners.............. cool

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Double GROAN.
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can I make that a triple bypass?? - altogether here we go shunting around in may around in may around ,,,,,,,,,oh why bother! I may as well be in Rhos on sea - now there's a funny place to be by the sea! drum
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I go to great lengths to find this stuff for you guys - and my reward - a choir of groans...Thought For Today - 15.12.16 Ass_zpsnxkvrtqx

You won't put me off though.

                  Sticks and stones may break my bones

                  But groans will never hurt me

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AlanHo wrote:
I go to great lengths to find this stuff for you guys - and my reward - a choir of groans...Thought For Today - 15.12.16 Ass_zpsnxkvrtqx

You won't put me off though.

                  Sticks and stones may break my bones

                  But groans will never hurt me

Groan,groan,groan,groan,groan,groan,it must be getting a wee bit painful now. drumdrumdrumdrum

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I know how to press your buttons andsome................. batman

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PostSubject: Re: Thought For Today - 15.12.16   Thought For Today - 15.12.16 EmptySat Dec 17, 2016 5:36 pm

AlanHo wrote:
I know how to press your buttons andsome................. batman

I use zips

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Zips I can open easily - I've had lots of practice (before and after pointing Percy at the porcelain)

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