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davo Senior Member
Posts : 3753 Join date : 2016-10-19 Location : OZ
| Subject: Oxxidental Jottings Wed Dec 14, 2016 12:23 am | |
| Just trying out a new idea and a new thread. on another not to be mentioned forum I am an honored member of an exclusive club of 5 who just muck about ;post whatever comes to mind - they even have gentle digs at each other but are really all good mates and have some good skills as story tellers - and they do tell some tall ones ; limerick writers and many don't rhyme and anecdotal stories and some serious stuff too! We post what we will without excessive blaspheme and just feed off each others remarks - so the thread can go anywhere! over time I have noticed in OZ and around the world an increasing amount of obesity [including myself] I have put myself on a controlled diet and so far have lost 5 kgs but have more to go. being a male I do enjoy looking at the female form [weird heh?] but overtime I am becoming turned off by the obesity that woddles along the pavements and often with clothing 2 sizes too small and all the adipose hanging out - there are of course a number of females that do maintain a good weight and size and they do lift my spirits - as nothing else will lift these days! this is not for rain but nuclear fallout! and half crazy people out there?
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Ciderman V.I.P Member
Posts : 814 Join date : 2014-09-24 Age : 84 Location : Wairarapa New Zealand
| Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Wed Dec 14, 2016 6:34 am | |
| I am one of the lucky ones Davo! I have been 85 kilos for the last 30 years. I make no effort- it just happens. It's odd that when I was sporty playing rugby, soccer , cricket and athletics I was 95 kg. I have never had to watch my weight- which does seem unfair, I agree, when I look at the spectators at a sport event I see what you mention in both sexes. I do still appreciate the female form and it still rather pleasantly releases endorphins into my system but I'm past doing anything about it. ----------------------------------------- Civilisation is a veneer, easily soluble in alcohol!
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AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Wed Dec 14, 2016 7:09 am | |
| I too am relatively lucky - I weigh myself regularly and if I see 80 kg on the scale, I immediately halve my food (and wine) intake - until the scale is back to my fighting weight of 78 kgs. I normally have to do this every couple of months.
It isn't difficult - I normally have two pieces of buttered toast for breakfast. I cut back to one.
I never eat lunch anyway - nor to I hit biscuits and cakes or nibbles like crisps during the day
We usually have a proper dinner in the evening with wine. I halve my portion size and cut back to just one glass of wine.
3 or 4 days of this and I'm good to go back to normality. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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davo Senior Member
Posts : 3753 Join date : 2016-10-19 Location : OZ
| Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Wed Dec 14, 2016 12:09 pm | |
| - Ciderman wrote:
- I am one of the lucky ones Davo! I have been 85 kilos for the last 30 years. I make no effort- it just happens. It's odd that when I was sporty playing rugby, soccer , cricket and athletics I was 95 kg. I have never had to watch my weight- which does seem unfair, I agree, when I look at the spectators at a sport event I see what you mention in both sexes. I do still appreciate the female form and it still rather pleasantly releases endorphins into my system but I'm past doing anything about it.
if I took you to Macao we could fix that! - you don't have to be the main performer- 'they' perform on you. ! ps: must be ya genes ciderman - do you weigh in your jeans or out of them?
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davo Senior Member
Posts : 3753 Join date : 2016-10-19 Location : OZ
| Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Wed Dec 14, 2016 12:12 pm | |
| - AlanHo wrote:
- I too am relatively lucky - I weigh myself regularly and if I see 80 kg on the scale, I immediately halve my food (and wine) intake - until the scale is back to my fighting weight of 78 kgs. I normally have to do this every couple of months.
It isn't difficult - I normally have two pieces of buttered toast for breakfast. I cut back to one.
I never eat lunch anyway - nor to I hit biscuits and cakes or nibbles like crisps during the day
We usually have a proper dinner in the evening with wine. I halve my portion size and cut back to just one glass of wine.
3 or 4 days of this and I'm good to go back to normality. prancing about like that on your avatar looks far from normal Alan! - I'd hate to see you in an abnormal state of mind! |
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AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Wed Dec 14, 2016 2:56 pm | |
| Most blokes would quite enjoy my circumstance................. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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| Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Wed Dec 14, 2016 4:21 pm | |
| I've got a circumstance, but one of the legs is wobbley has anyone got a fix for it. |
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davo Senior Member
Posts : 3753 Join date : 2016-10-19 Location : OZ
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davo Senior Member
Posts : 3753 Join date : 2016-10-19 Location : OZ
| Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Wed Dec 14, 2016 6:45 pm | |
| - Gandalph wrote:
- I've got a circumstance, but one of the legs is wobbley has anyone got a fix for it.
two circumstances - once they start wobbling together it's great fun especially after two or three ouzzos [bottles that is] :stormy: |
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davo Senior Member
Posts : 3753 Join date : 2016-10-19 Location : OZ
| Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Wed Dec 14, 2016 6:47 pm | |
| An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbour that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning. She did this religiously and lived to the age of 103. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren and a 40 foot hole where the crematorium used to be. |
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AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Wed Dec 14, 2016 7:17 pm | |
| That was a hell of a blow up job....................... ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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davo Senior Member
Posts : 3753 Join date : 2016-10-19 Location : OZ
| Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Wed Dec 14, 2016 7:21 pm | |
| - AlanHo wrote:
- That was a hell of a blow up job.......................
and no one seen it cumin? |
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AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Wed Dec 14, 2016 7:36 pm | |
| They have now............. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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davo Senior Member
Posts : 3753 Join date : 2016-10-19 Location : OZ
| Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:50 pm | |
| - AlanHo wrote:
- They have now.............
well alan I've offered to take ciderman to Macao for a blow job la extraordinaire you can come too but I don't think you would need the father xmas outfit - on second thoughts that may go down very well - I'm sure they would love to get to the bottom of santa claus, in a slowly a 'peeling' sort of way ! |
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davo Senior Member
Posts : 3753 Join date : 2016-10-19 Location : OZ
| Subject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings Thu Dec 15, 2016 12:18 am | |
| After years of experience I am sure that the males here are well versed in the topic " what turns women on - is it sex?"
well let me say sex of course can be fun - even kinky sex - but long term turn on I have found with women is NOT sex!
it is a range of other things that they enjoy men doing such as:??????????? |
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