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PostSubject: Oxxidental Jottings   Oxxidental  Jottings EmptyWed Dec 14, 2016 12:23 am

Just trying out a new idea and a new thread. on another not to be mentioned forum I am an honored member of an exclusive club of 5 who just muck about ;post whatever comes to mind - they even have gentle digs at each other but are really all good mates and have some good skills as story tellers - and they do tell some tall ones ; limerick writers and many don't  rhyme and anecdotal stories and some serious stuff too! We post what we will without excessive blaspheme and just feed off each others remarks - so the thread can go anywhere!

over time I have noticed in OZ and around the world an increasing amount of obesity [including myself] I have put myself on a controlled diet and so far have lost 5 kgs but have more to go. being a male I do enjoy looking at the female form [weird heh?] but overtime I am becoming turned off by the obesity that woddles along the pavements and often with clothing 2 sizes too small and all the adipose hanging out - there are of course a number of females that do maintain a good weight and size and they do lift my spirits - as nothing else will lift these days!


rain rain  this is not for rain but nuclear fallout!

and half crazy people out there?


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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Oxxidental  Jottings EmptyWed Dec 14, 2016 6:34 am

I am one of the lucky ones Davo! I have been 85 kilos for the last 30 years. I make no effort- it just happens. It's odd that when I was sporty playing rugby, soccer , cricket and athletics I was 95 kg. I have never had to watch my weight- which does seem unfair, I agree, when I look at the spectators at a sport event I see what you mention in both sexes. I do still appreciate the female form and it still rather pleasantly releases endorphins into my system but I'm past doing anything about it. yes

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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Oxxidental  Jottings EmptyWed Dec 14, 2016 7:09 am

I too am relatively lucky - I weigh myself regularly and if I see 80 kg on the scale, I immediately halve my food (and wine) intake - until the scale is back to my fighting weight of 78 kgs.  I normally have to do this every couple of months.

It isn't difficult - I normally have two pieces of buttered toast for breakfast. I cut back to one.

I never eat lunch anyway - nor to I hit biscuits and cakes or nibbles like crisps during the day

We usually have a proper dinner in the evening with wine. I halve my portion size and cut back to just one glass of wine.

3 or 4 days of this and I'm good to go back to normality.

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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Oxxidental  Jottings EmptyWed Dec 14, 2016 12:09 pm

Ciderman wrote:
I am one of the lucky ones Davo! I have been 85 kilos for the last 30 years. I make no effort- it just happens. It's odd that when I was sporty playing rugby, soccer , cricket and athletics I was 95 kg. I have never had to watch my weight- which does seem unfair, I agree, when I look at the spectators at a sport event I see what you mention in both sexes. I do still appreciate the female form and it still rather pleasantly releases endorphins into my system but I'm past doing anything about it. yes

if I took you to Macao we could fix that! - you don't have to be the main performer- 'they' perform on you. ! hat

ps: must be ya genes ciderman - do you weigh in your jeans or out of them?


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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Oxxidental  Jottings EmptyWed Dec 14, 2016 12:12 pm

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I too am relatively lucky - I weigh myself regularly and if I see 80 kg on the scale, I immediately halve my food (and wine) intake - until the scale is back to my fighting weight of 78 kgs.  I normally have to do this every couple of months.

It isn't difficult - I normally have two pieces of buttered toast for breakfast. I cut back to one.

I never eat lunch anyway - nor to I hit biscuits and cakes or nibbles like crisps during the day

We usually have a proper dinner in the evening with wine. I halve my portion size and cut back to just one glass of wine.

3 or 4 days of this and I'm good to go back to normality.


prancing about like that on your avatar looks far from normal Alan! - I'd hate to see you in an abnormal state of mind! oh no
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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Oxxidental  Jottings EmptyWed Dec 14, 2016 2:56 pm

Most blokes would quite enjoy my circumstance.................Oxxidental  Jottings Rofl11

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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Oxxidental  Jottings EmptyWed Dec 14, 2016 4:21 pm

I've got a circumstance, but one of the legs is wobbley has anyone got a fix for it. morn
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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Oxxidental  Jottings EmptyWed Dec 14, 2016 6:43 pm

AlanHo wrote:
Most blokes would quite enjoy my circumstance.................Oxxidental  Jottings Rofl11


now now no nudity please wez british and it may make me eyes water............! drum
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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Oxxidental  Jottings EmptyWed Dec 14, 2016 6:45 pm

Gandalph wrote:
I've got a circumstance, but one of the legs is wobbley has anyone got a fix for it. morn


two circumstances - once they start wobbling together it's great fun especially after two or three ouzzos [bottles that is] :stormy:
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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Oxxidental  Jottings EmptyWed Dec 14, 2016 6:47 pm

An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbour that if she wanted to live a long  life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning.  She did this religiously and lived to the age of 103.  She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren and a 40 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Oxxidental  Jottings EmptyWed Dec 14, 2016 7:17 pm

That was a hell of a blow up job.......................Oxxidental  Jottings Scare11

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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Oxxidental  Jottings EmptyWed Dec 14, 2016 7:21 pm

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That was a hell of a blow up job.......................Oxxidental  Jottings Scare11


and no one seen it cumin?
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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Oxxidental  Jottings EmptyWed Dec 14, 2016 7:36 pm

They have now.............Oxxidental  Jottings Youre%20Joking_zpslzsprgk9

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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Oxxidental  Jottings EmptyWed Dec 14, 2016 11:50 pm

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They have now.............Oxxidental  Jottings Youre%20Joking_zpslzsprgk9


well alan I've offered to  take ciderman to Macao for a blow job la extraordinaire you can come too but I don't think you would need the father xmas outfit - on second thoughts that may go down very well - I'm sure they would love to get to the bottom of santa claus, in a slowly a 'peeling' sort of way !
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PostSubject: Re: Oxxidental Jottings   Oxxidental  Jottings EmptyThu Dec 15, 2016 12:18 am

After years of experience I am sure that the males here are well versed in the topic " what turns women on - is it sex?"

well let me say sex of course can be fun - even kinky sex - but long term turn on I have found with women is NOT sex!

it is a range of other things that they enjoy men doing such as:???????????
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