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PostSubject: Compliments of the season   Wed Dec 07, 2016 8:45 am


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PostSubject: Re: Compliments of the season   Wed Dec 07, 2016 12:26 pm

Nice one andsome...........it gave me a lump in my throat batman .

I just washed it down with a pint of lager. drink

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PostSubject: Re: Compliments of the season   Wed Dec 07, 2016 1:33 pm

Nice one Andsome--and seasons greetings to you and mrs Andsome murgs dance murgs dance

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PostSubject: Re: Compliments of the season   Wed Dec 07, 2016 4:04 pm

ourjimmy wrote:
Nice one Andsome--and seasons greetings to you and mrs Andsome murgs dance murgs dance


I will pass on your greetings.       

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PostSubject: Re: Compliments of the season   Wed Dec 07, 2016 4:27 pm

Lovely, thank you.

All the very best to you and yours. snow santa
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PostSubject: Re: Compliments of the season   Wed Dec 07, 2016 5:07 pm

    Its still only the first week of December for gawds sake??? 12 days of Christmas




Santa Fecking Who??
 
 
Santa is a myth, flying through the night,                                                          
Telling all the little kids which ones been a shite,                                                      
You can have a dolly, you can have a gun,                                                                
Open up your presents, have a load of fun.
 
Meanwhile I will eat, all the fecking pies,
drink up all the booze at hand,
then tell more fecking lies,
About who has been a good boy,
 who has been a tw#t,
 Then eat a load more fecking pies, who says I am fat?
 
I’m cuddly and I’m fun, full of joy and mirth,
Representing Christians and the virgin birth,
What a crock o’ crap all, these tales and lies,
I’m just a weird fat old tw#t who eats up all the pies.
 
So when you wake on Christmas day, your presents piled on high,
Remember just who put them there and smile and give a sigh,
Cos it wasn’t good old Santa, the myth is just a fad,
It was your dear old mother and your pissed up Dad...
 
Bahhh humbug!!


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