AlanHo
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 | | Subject: WIse Old Geezer Tue Nov 01, 2016 7:25 pm | |
| An old geezer visits his doctor for a routine check-up and everything seems normal. Then, the doctor asks him about his sex life.
"Well..." the man drawled, "not bad at all to be honest. The wife ain't all that interested anymore, so I just cruise around. In the past week I was able to pick up and bed at three girls, none of whom were over thirty years old."
"My goodness, Frank, and at your age too," exclaimed the doctor. "I hope you took some precautions."
"Yep. I may be old, doc, but I ain't senile yet... I gave 'em all a phony name." ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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andsome
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Location : Burntwood in Staffordshie, ENGLAND
| | Subject: Re: WIse Old Geezer Wed Nov 02, 2016 8:03 am | |
| A very wise precaution,I do exactly the same.  ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.  |
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