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AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| Subject: Blame andsome Sun Oct 16, 2016 11:35 am | |
| andsome and I are long time buddies and sparring partners on a forum which is suffering a slow and lingering death. I post various things including jokes, funny stories and pictures there - he adds the groans. I am now 79 - but soon 80 - and a long retired engineering manager with a background in the aluminium industry. I finished work at the age of 60 after spending 12 years working and living in Bahrain, Dubai and the USA. My hobbies are staying alive, travel, keeping management happy, full bodied red wine, good food and amateur computer guru for friends and family. I like the look of this place - I just might stick around and post a few groaners to tease andsome with. |
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malcolm Administrator
Posts : 5329 Join date : 2014-09-23 Age : 79 Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| Subject: Re: Blame andsome Sun Oct 16, 2016 12:33 pm | |
| Andsome is our long-serving and valued member here and I am very glad to welcome one of his friends to the site. It is an excellent well laid out and easy to use format, all we need is a few more members. So get stuck in ! I shall remove your probationary status and make you a full member right away. |
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AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| Subject: Re: Blame andsome Sun Oct 16, 2016 12:49 pm | |
| Thank you for the welcome kind sir - I will try hard to behave myself. Unfortunately I seem to be going through a second childhood. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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ourjimmy V.I.P Member
Posts : 848 Join date : 2015-03-13 Location : Lancashire
| Subject: Re: Blame andsome Fri Oct 21, 2016 11:31 am | |
| Welcome from me Alan ----------------------------------------- A Decent Sort Of Chap |
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sags Ex-member
Posts : 1035 Join date : 2014-09-24 Location : Pork Chop Hill
| Subject: Re: Blame andsome Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:41 pm | |
| - AlanHo wrote:
- Thank you for the welcome kind sir - I will try hard to behave myself. Unfortunately I seem to be going through a second childhood.
No one behaves themselves here ... least all of Malcolm. the rest of us just try our best to live up, or should that be down ... to his standards. |
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malcolm Administrator
Posts : 5329 Join date : 2014-09-23 Age : 79 Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| Subject: Re: Blame andsome Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:46 pm | |
| You will get to love sag's intelligence and wit if you stay a while Alan |
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sags Ex-member
Posts : 1035 Join date : 2014-09-24 Location : Pork Chop Hill
| Subject: Re: Blame andsome Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:54 pm | |
| What? Did you think I was kidding Malcolm. You're one of the naughtiest chaps I know |
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davo Senior Member
Posts : 3758 Join date : 2016-10-19 Location : OZ
| Subject: Re: Blame andsome Sat Oct 22, 2016 5:33 am | |
| Hi Alanho go to the dentist section he needs to fix ya teeth!! |
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malcolm Administrator
Posts : 5329 Join date : 2014-09-23 Age : 79 Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| Subject: Re: Blame andsome Sat Oct 22, 2016 6:20 am | |
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andsome V.I.P Member
Posts : 4525 Join date : 2014-09-24 Location : Burntwood in Staffordshie, ENGLAND
| Subject: Re: Blame andsome Sat Oct 22, 2016 8:53 am | |
| Only just noticed this thread. Alan will need watching, he keeps busting the other forum. It goes off line every few days, and is as slow to use as crawling through treacle. He comes from the rough area of Brum, namely Solihull. As toy can see from his avatar, he wears false teeth. ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| Subject: Re: Blame andsome Sat Oct 22, 2016 9:54 am | |
| I don't think there is any need to respond - you all must have sussed andsome as a reprobate who is prone to exaggeration.
But I will respond as follows
You know this World is complicated and imperfect and oppressed
And it’s not hard to feel timid, apprehensive and depressed
It seems all around us tides of questions ebb and flow
And people want solutions but they don’t know where to go
Opinions abound about who is wrong and who is right
People need a prophet – a diffuser of the light
Someone they can turn to – as the crisis’s rage and swirl
Someone with the remedy – the wisdom – the pearl
Well they should have asked old andsome - He’d have told them without favour
His thoughts on immigration, teenage mothers, and New Labour
The ‘elf and safety culture, the stupid nanny state
The obscene bankers bonuses, the crappy interest rate
Yes they should have asked old andsome, he can sort out any mess
He can rejuvenate the railways, he can cure the NHS
So any little niggle, any single thing you want to know
Just run it past old andsome, wind him up and let him go
Congestion on the motorways, free holidays for thugs
The damage to the ozone layer, refugees and drugs
These may defeat the brain of any other bloke
But present it to old andsome and he’ll solve it at a stroke
Computers are a specialty – if your problem is confusing
He’ll trump up an instant remedy, that experts find confusing
Get rid of Norton, install Win 10, abandon Windows Seven
The panacea for computer ills, you’ll think you’ve gone to heaven
He will clarify the situation, he will make it crystal clear
You’ll feel the glazing of your eyeballs and the bending of your ear
Upon these tricky areas he brings his intellect to shine
In a great compelling voice that’s twice as loud as yours or mine
I often wonder what it’s like to be so incredibly strong
infallible, articulate, self-confident and wrong
The sound of his own voice becomes like music to his ears
And he hasn’t got an inkling that he’s boring us to tears
I bet his friends don’t call so often, they have busy lives you know
It’s not every day you want to hear a windbag suck and blow
Encyclopedias not needed – on them he does not call
Why clutter up the bookshelf – when old andsome knows it all ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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ourjimmy V.I.P Member
Posts : 848 Join date : 2015-03-13 Location : Lancashire
| Subject: Re: Blame andsome Sat Oct 22, 2016 11:17 am | |
| Hey Mr --Andsome is a mate of mine--very nice chap ----------------------------------------- A Decent Sort Of Chap |
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malcolm Administrator
Posts : 5329 Join date : 2014-09-23 Age : 79 Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| Subject: Re: Blame andsome Sat Oct 22, 2016 11:38 am | |
| AlanHo that was a brilliant piece of work I know it was in jest Andsome is a good man and a good poster But your rhyme was well written and very funny ! |
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AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| Subject: Re: Blame andsome Sat Oct 22, 2016 12:33 pm | |
| Pam Ayres wrote it - I changed it from 'er 'usband to andsome. I did it a few years ago when andsome was much better looking and more tolerable. You guys have a strong stomach.............. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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sags Ex-member
Posts : 1035 Join date : 2014-09-24 Location : Pork Chop Hill
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