The young couple

A State Trooper was patrolling shortly before midnight off the main
highway. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly
glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer
look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer
magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her
fingernails.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks
to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers
his window.

'Uh, yes, Officer?'

The trooper asks: 'What are you doing?

The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine...

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the
trooper says: 'And her, what is she doing?'

The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.'

Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple,
alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane .... and nothing inappropriate happening!


The trooper asks: 'What's your age, young man?'

The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir.'

The trooper asks: 'And her ... what's her age?
The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be
18 in 11 minutes...

I waited 11 minutes and nothing happened. This dogging aint what it's cracked up to be.................