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andsome
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| | Subject: Black panties Tue Aug 25, 2015 4:02 pm | |
| Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago.
Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the social world.
Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replied,
"Mum, I have someone for you to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit.
They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Spain ...
Their first night there, she undressed as he did.
There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties -
He in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"
She replied:
"My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore,
But down there I am still mourning."
He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
The following night was the same --
She stood there wearing the black lacy panties,
And he was in his birthday suit --
But now he was wearing a black condom...
She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"
He replied,
"I want to offer my deepest condolences".. ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.  |
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AlanHo
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Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| | Subject: Re: Black panties Fri Dec 09, 2016 10:23 am | |
| Mucky blighter ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Black panties Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:13 pm | |
| Another nice one andsome.  |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Black panties Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:18 pm | |
| Since when did they change the name from "French Letter" to "Condom" ? ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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andsome
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| | Subject: Re: Black panties Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:45 am | |
| - AlanHo wrote:
- Since when did they change the name from "French Letter" to "Condom" ?
Haven't a clue. ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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D4\/!d
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Location : Sarf West London
| | Subject: Re: Black panties Sat Dec 10, 2016 3:20 pm | |
| Johnny Rubber told me it's when they started using Condoms in the fight against AIDS.
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Caesar adsum jam forte. Brutus aderat. Caesar sic in omnibus. Brutus sic inat
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Black panties Mon Dec 12, 2016 6:46 am | |
| Roll on - you are ribbing us ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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D4\/!d
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Location : Sarf West London
| | Subject: Re: Black panties Mon Dec 12, 2016 7:58 pm | |
| Nah, straight up.
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Black panties Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:53 pm | |
| In my case it would be like playing snooker with a rope ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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andsome
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| | Subject: Re: Black panties Tue Dec 13, 2016 8:07 am | |
| We're getting old. ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Black panties Tue Dec 13, 2016 10:48 am | |
| You're telling me - especially you, you've reached the groan stage. I'm still a teenage geriatric ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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