AlanHo
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 | | Subject: Pharmacy Farce Sat Oct 16, 2021 1:06 pm | |
| Little Johnny walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked asked him, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', he replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
Little Johnny replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "I saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those." ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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