AlanHo
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Age : 87
Location : Marston Green, Solihull
 | | Subject: Golf Crazy Fri Aug 20, 2021 6:08 pm | |
| A woman shanked the ball when teeing off and her golf ball hit a man standing nearby.
He clasped his hands together between his legs, fell to the ground and rolled about in agony.
She rushed over to him and offered to relieve his pain as she was a doctor.
Reluctantly he agreed.
She gently took his hands away, unzipped his trousers, put her hands inside and massaged him tenderly for a few minutes and asked "how does that feel"?
He said "that feels great, but I still think my thumb is broken". ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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