Footballs coming home !!!!

Subject: Footballs coming home !!!! Sat Jul 17, 2021 1:11 pm

Teacher is asking all the 10 year old children in class to tell what job Dad does for a living sort of job it's the usual....Plumber, Driver, Worker on the Railway except for Jonny who says "My Dad has just started going in Hotel Bars and chatting up men then sleeping with them. The Teacher was shocked and at Lunch time time said to him "Johnny i am so sorry you had to say that in front of Class". He replied Don't worry Miss actually he plays for England at Football but after last Sunday I was too ashamed to say it out loud,

Subject: Re: Footballs coming home !!!! Sat Jul 17, 2021 1:37 pm

qrghhhh!!!! groan

Subject: Re: Footballs coming home !!!! Sat Jul 17, 2021 5:56 pm

Faairy nuff - I wonder if she raised a titter like me.

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Subject: Re: Footballs coming home !!!! Sat Jul 17, 2021 8:37 pm

kick a man while he's down comes to mind?

Subject: Re: Footballs coming home !!!! Sat Jul 17, 2021 9:37 pm

Then award him a penalty

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