Spellin Errers

How many grammer and spelin misteaks can you spot on this Covid advice page on the website for a restaurant in Seaton, Devon.

It was 2 months ago when considderin bookin this restaurant for diner when we were due to buk an oliday for 8 days neerby.

It left me concerned that it might put people off - especially the final line in the instructions suggesting you have to be naked.
 



  
These are the errors that I consider worthy of correction :-
 


I sent them a polite message to let them know that it gave them a poor image and suggested they made the corrections in keeping with their main website and the good reviews they normally get
 
 
Here is a copy of the Email I received from the restaurant after I sent them a message listing the above spelling and grammatical errors before making a booking for dinner when we due to be down in Seaton.
 
 
Hi Alan,

I feel like I should be sat in the corner wearing a dunces hat currently.
Anyway thanks for pointing out my mistakes on our Covid web page. I will update the page when I have time, hopefully over the next couple of days.

Luckily we have not had any naked customers turning up at the door! Asking to bare with us!

I have booked you in for Thursday at 7 pm, the table does have a 90 minute time allowance on it just to let you know.

Also just as a warning, I wrote the restaurant menu so there will more than likely be a few mistakes on it.

     
Kind Regards
Rob Stone
The Smugglers Kitchen
Seaton
Owner/Chef


By the way - we did go to the Smugglers Kitchen and enjoyed a great meal and excellent service in a well organised social distanced environment.
If in Seaton - go there.

they do say that the covid virus stops you spelling well - boris has never been the same since - i think his wife writes all his speeches

Just the place for a misteak. It sounds as if the food is good even if the spelling is undercooked.

is this a stake out or stake in - alan were you in or out -

 I never pick at other folks spelling .... not since I realised that for over 50 years of my life I'd spelt wether wrong. How embarrassing is that.

shall we call you mortician then and make it even more fun?

Morty wrote:

 I never pick at other folks spelling .... not since I realised that for over 50 years of my life I'd spelt wether wrong. How embarrassing is that.

You could have used the words raining or sunny etc to avoid using the word

take that as a welcome speech Mort! - he's like that!!