Why Dogs Sniff Each Other

The dogs were having a party
They came from near and far
Some flew in by aeroplane
And some drove in by car


They went into the lobby
And signed the visitors´ book
And each one hung his bumhole
Upon a separate hook

One dog was not invited
And this aroused his ire
He burst into the meeting place
And loudly shouted, ´Fire!´


Now the dogs were so excited
They had no time to look
And each one took a bumhole
From off the nearest hook

It is a sad sad story
For it is very sore
To wear another´s bumhole

You´ve never worn before

And that is why when dogs meet
By land or sea or foam
Each sniffs the other's bumhole
In the hope it is its own.