new members for murgos

someone has just told me that there are thousands of people queuing up to become a member of murgatroyds - will we be able to cope with them and do we have enough mods??

They are a ragged bunch of alcoholic dyslexics who thought Murgatroyds was a new Irish Pub.

I would have thought that an educated perspicacious guy like you would have worked it out.

No need for you to shout at me back - I can hear you mumbling flaccid threats with my ear trumpets in.

well we  do have a public bar but no one has been it it for years - see ya in there at 5ish am that is?

Yu didn't turn up. I hate to drink alone.

Nah you just hate drinking AND being alone!

Just near Leeds and Bradford Airport, Yeadon Leeds is a fantastic fish and chip restaurant  "Mulligans" plus there is a separate shop where you can take them away. If you are ever fortunate to visit Gods own County Yorkshire then just go and sample them .... also   try them with mushy peas, lots of salt and vinegar