the blonde test

Three blondes were all applying for the last
available position on the Toronto Police Force.*

*The detective conducting the interview looked
at the three of them and said, "So you all want
to be cops, huh?"*

*The blondes all nodded.*

*The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and
pulled out a folder.*

*Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a
picture, and said,

*"To be a detective, you have to be able to detect.

*You must be able to notice things such as
distinguishing features and oddities like scars
and so forth."*

*So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of
the first blonde and withdrew it after about two
seconds.*

*"Now," he said, "did you notice any
distinguishing features about this man?"

*The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did, he
has only one eye!"

*The detective shook his head and said,

*"Of course he has only one eye in this picture!

*It's a profile of his face!

*You're dismissed!"

*The first blonde hung her head and walked out
of the office.

*The detective then turned to the second blonde,
stuck the photo in her face for two seconds,
pulled it back, and said, "What about you?
Notice anything unusual or outstanding about
this man?"

*"Yes! He only has one ear!"

*The detective put his head in his hands and
exclaimed,

*"Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady?

*This is a profile of the man's face! Of course
you can only see one ear!

*You're excused too!"

*The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the
office.

*The detective turned his attention to the third
and last blonde and said,

*"This is probably a waste of time, but...."

*He flashed the photo in her face for a couple
of seconds and withdrew it, saying,

*"All right, did you notice anything
distinguishing or unusual about this man?"

*The blonde said,

*"I sure did. This man wears contact lenses.

*" The detective frowned, took another look at
the picture, and began looking at some of the
papers in the folder.

*He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled
expression and said,

*"You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears
contacts! How in the world could you tell that
by looking at his picture?"

*The blonde rolled her eyes and said,

*"Well, Hellooooooooooooo!*

*With only one eye and one ear, ...he certainly
can't wear glasses."

A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that tv." The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes." So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that tv." Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes." So she left again and came back with her hair dyed black and said: "I want that tv." But the salesman still said: "No, we don't sell to blondes." Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it! How'd you know I was a blonde?!" she asked. The salesman answered: "Cause that's a microwave."