One day a young woman had just started playing her
round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to return
to the clubhouse for help and to complain.
Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and
asked, 'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?'
'I was stung by a bee', she said.
'Where?', he asked.
'Between the first and second hole', she replied.
He nodded knowingly and said..
'Then your feet were too far apart.'
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Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.
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