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PostSubject: Silly jokes   Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:01 pm

A ferret and a weasel walk into a pub.


''My round'' says the weasel as they walk to the bar.

'Wow' says the barmen as they sat on two stools at the bar.


' Never had a ferret or a weasel in the bar before.....What can I get you?'


''POP'', goes the weasel!  smile
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PostSubject: Re: Silly jokes   Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:04 pm

The man who invented ' Human cloning' has died.


The mourners will beside themselves at his funeral.  murgs dance
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PostSubject: Re: Silly jokes   Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:05 pm

The world famous crossword compiler, famous for his difficult anagrams, sadly passed away today.......


May he ' erect a penis '.
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PostSubject: Re: Silly jokes   Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:44 am

The Beast wrote:
The world famous crossword compiler, famous for his difficult anagrams, sadly passed away today.......


I went to the cemetery to look for his grave and asked the attendant where was he buried and he said 'four rows down and three across'      drum
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PostSubject: Re: Silly jokes   Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:30 pm

Mrs Beastie has been eager to watch the latest film based on the band 'Queen' as it is gwtting all the major plaudits......


So I went online and downloaded a copy of the film from a torrent site..


I think it must be a dodgy copy and maybe filmed in a cinema...


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''I see a little silhouette of a man''


BOOM, BOOM!!
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