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PostSubject: Christmas Lights   Thu Dec 27, 2018 10:40 am

I would be most grateful if everyone avoided decorating the outside of their houses - especially the hedge or fence adjoining the road - with red and blue flashing lights next year.

All to often I have gone round a bend or turned a corner, to be presented suddenly with red and blue flashing lights. This has caused me to panic - hit the brakes to halve my speed, drop my bottle of whisky onto the floor, take deep breaths to evaporate my mouth alcohol, push my phone under my seat in mid-conversation and do up my seat belt. You are causing danger to us motorists

Thanks in anticipation of your cooperation in 2019

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