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PostSubject: Joke for the Festive Season   Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:38 pm

A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.  

He asked the salesman for some assistance. The sales guy brought the man to a parrot in the back.  "Now this is the perfect pet for your wife. Chet is a very special animal", the salesman said.  

"What makes him so special?", the man asked.  

The salesman took a lighter from his pocket and held it under the Chet's right foot and Chet started to sing, "Jingle bells, jingle bells.."

The salesman then held the lighter under its left foot and Chet started to sing, "Deck the halls...".  

So the man asked, "What happens if you hold the lighter between his feet?"  

"Well I don't know", answered the salesman.  So he held the lighter between the parrot's legs and instantly Chet began to sing.  "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire..."

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